Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.
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A minister was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel the old man and asked several questions.