Ass eating. Butt munching. Biting the peach. Everyone has a butt. This means everyone, regardless of gender, can receive a world-class rim job. I love getting my ass eaten and will gladly bend over for anyone.
Savage Love Letter of the Day: My Husband Doesn't Know How to Clean His Own Asshole
How To Anally Stimulate Your Boyfriend Like A Champion
I'm sure this will come as a surprise to approximately no one, but I'll say it anyway so that we can begin this article coming from a place of truth and understanding -- I'm very into butt stuff. All things revolving around the derriere I find utterly fascinating. Just yesterday, while standing behind bae in the shower, I found it literally impossible not to repeatedly smack his butt while he washed the shampoo from his hair. I'm just into the butt. I was doing some light reading about the prostate the other night as I often do and it occurred to me that all of my personal anus exploration has been almost exclusively trial and error.
I'm a straight, cis, married woman with young kids. My spouse is generally pretty great and I would describe our home life as joyful and fulfilling. The issue I'm writing about is perhaps a small one, but it's an ongoing annoyance and I'm wondering if you have any helpful ideas. He's able-bodied and in great health, and he has good hygiene habits in general, so it's a bit of a mystery to me. The main reason I'm aware of this is because his bath towels are shit-spotted more days than not.
Menu Menu. Search Everywhere Threads This forum This thread. Search titles only. Search Advanced search….