Unfortunately, masturbation stories aren't always suuuper erotic and sexy. Sometimes, they're cringe and awkward as hell. Here's 11 that'll make sure you never forget to lock your bedroom door again I was in my parents' bathroom playing with one of those play-vet-kit-things the ones that came with a play-syringe I thought it was a great idea to shove the play syringe way far into myself. In the midst of me freaking out, wondering how I was going to get this motherfucker out of me, my father walks in. I screamed at the top of my lungs, he did likewise.
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Sign In Sign Up. Seriously, take a look and be tempted to try something new! Submitted by: All Female Male. Meeting the Husband's Boyfriend. I finally got to meet my husband's boyfriend The Mothers Tale Part One. This piece is based on my previous Family Fun stories, but this time from the mothers point of view and is set in the early sixties.
Sharing cells, open showers and masturbation: What privacy in prison is really like
Awhile back I went on a business trip but ended up at my destination with a soaked suitcase. I was told, first my luggage didn't make the second leg of my flight and after it was loaded onto a subsequent flight that aircraft had a bomb scare and all the luggage had been laid out on the tarmac for a search by dogs. Well, in the meantime a storm slammed the airport and everything was drenched. By the time I got my suitcase around dinnertime it had already started to mildew inside.
Within minutes of arrival from court, you will be strip searched. And depending on the officer doing the search, that may involve squatting. From my experience, inmates try to give each other as much privacy as they can because they know how little there is.