Funny poems written by roald dahl

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Marta Lolita. Age: 22. Hello my name is Marta. I am a true lolita, I have 18 years and body of a teenager girl. I am eager to meet you,i have learned a few things but I want to learn many more with you. I learn quickly if you are willing to teach me;)

The Crocodile - Poem by Roald Dahl

Poems – Roald Dahl Fans

His parents were from Norway, but he was born in Wales, The family used to spend the summer holidays on a little Norwegian island, swimming, fishing and going by boat. When Roald was four years old, his father died, so his mother had to organise the trip alone for herself and her six children. At school, he was always homesick. At St. Peter's Prep School, all the letters home were controlled by the headmaster, and afterwards at Repton Public School, he had to wear a horrible school uniform [with braces, waist coat, hat and lots of buttons, all black].

Tanya. Age: 24. If you make me your choice, you will primarily get to enjoy yourself in the companion of a beautiful, intelligent young girl.

Roald Dahl

The animal I really dig, Above all others is the pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever, Pigs are courteous. However, Now and then, to break this rule, One meets a pig who is a fool.

Next Poem. I love Roald Dahl. He never fails to make me laugh. Another side to a story you could never imagine. I guess you think you know this story.

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