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Warning: this article contains plot spoilers for Preacher season two. This might sound a strange thing to say of a show that blew up Tom Cruise, revealed God to be an impostor and killed off pretty much its entire supporting cast in the finale, but season one of Preacher was disappointingly tame. The latest episode pushed the envelope far enough for the Christian right to take notice. It was essentially trolling them for the whole episode. You have to suspect the Preacher producers were eagerly awaiting a reaction from appalled Christians.

Description: Fuckin' Hell! Driving down the street, I spotted this Spanish teen on the side of the road, and noticed what a phenomenally big butt she had on her. Liz wanted a lift to Buckingham Palace, but for a sultry, exotic babe like her, I would have driven anywhere she wanted. After driving a couple blocks, I played my classic joke about the London taxi tradition, and told her she could have her ride for free if she flashed me her tits!

Paris was bored with her college classes today, so she skipped off to meet her boyfriend, but when she found out I knew one of the professors there, the punky babe begged me not to tell him! She was right. I certainly was! That spinner could deepthroat!

I picked up Sasha Steele today to introduce her to my new beard and see if she was still up for driving the taxi sometimes, and she looked fucking hot, all dressed up for summer. I had an appointment with my hot lady doctor, so I couldn't stay long, especially since she was giving me a prostate exam! But sneaky Sasha pointed out that the doctor couldn't give me a prostate massage with her tongue the way that Sasha could! So I said fuck the doctor's, and went ass-backwards into the backseat, to see if Sasha could touch my prostate. Sasha gives amazing rim jobs, one of the best I've ever had, and she's no slouch at gagging on cock, either.