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The message was unmistakable as fans of the Stockholm-based ice hockey team AIK expressed their distaste for former AIK player Jan Huokko when his new team the Leksand hockey club visited their arena. Obscene banners filled the stands, a giant inflatable penis made its rounds, and dozens of dildos were hurled at the visiting team as they took to the ice. The target of the ire was the stocky defensive player, Jan Huokko, whose video-taped sexual exploits with his girlfriend made it onto the Internet. Huokko filmed himself and his girlfriend in action using his mobile phone. Before the match even began the ice was littered with the sex toys, delaying the game as workers tried to clear the playing surface.