The definition of candiru differs between authors. The word has been used to refer to only Vandellia cirrhosa , the entire genus Vandellia , the subfamily Vandelliinae , or even the two subfamilies Vandelliinae and Stegophilinae. These smaller species are known for an alleged tendency to invade and parasitise the human urethra ; however, despite ethnological reports dating back to the late 19th century, [5] the first documented case of the removal of a candiru from a human urethra did not occur until , and even that incident has remained a matter of controversy. Candirus are small fish.
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