Bees on mans dick

By Felicity Morse Newsbeat social media producer. If you're not in the mood for romance this 14 February, spare a thought for these animals. From exploding testicles to post-coital cannibalism, the bees and insects of the animal kingdom will never ever receive roses and chocolates from their mates. The male honey bee is one example. His penis is doomed to be ripped from his body along with his intestines when he goes looking for love.

Birds do it, bees do it -- but how? With corkscrew penises, "cloacal kisses," suicide mating flights and other completely fascinating sexy-time mechanisms, it turns out. Here are 10 facts you might not have known about the reproductive lives of our feathered and stingered friends, prompted by the onset of spring, that friskiest of seasons:. And, look, let's not get prudish now. Here's a video of sperm being collected from a drone. We asked the scientist who made this video, Peter Schley, if drones whose semen is procured in this manner also have to die right away.

One of my childhood best friends once told me a tale of how his older brother had to get an unwanted circumcision after a mosquito bit him on the tip of his penis. It makes sense in a way — there are plenty of kinksters out there who get off on various forms of pain. There are also a whole bunch of freaks who get aroused over animals. Put the lot together and you have a recipe for a fetish. Unfortunately for me, the internet exists.

In the case of Justin O. Reading his descriptions of the varying severity of insect stings, which are rated on a scale from 0 to 4, is quite a bit like reading the most ghastly wine reviews ever. Check it out:. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.