If You Need To Tinkle, Please Don't Sprinkle! — Dr. Susie Gronski
Been there done that. It was not fun at all. Now he will not go to the bathroom, unless I keep on at him to go and that is hard because when I finally get him in the bathroom it is very hard to get him to get up and come out. He has been in there for six hours before setting doing nothing.
There is no way to do it and not drip on yourself. I did. There are FUDs a plenty on the market.
Sorry to disappoint you, folks — no cross-stitch patterns to be found here. This one might be a little more home-spun, but I think the urine-colored highlighter and ellipses diarrhea really pushes it over the top:. This just makes me want to piss over as many toilet seats as possible.