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What the world needs is a page, three-pound humor anthology. I got the glitter wand key ring during high school. The glitter wand has floated with me through literally dozens of addresses in five states, through two colleges, two marriages, and four kids. Every few years I go through my keys and pare down, but the wand keeps finding its way back every so often.

Associates a variable tag or equipment with a Super Genie. This association is only made for the next Super Genie you display either in the current window or in a new window. You cannot create an association for a Super Genie that is already displayed. You need to call this function once for every Super Genie substitution string in the Super Genie, otherwise the variable substitution string will remain uninitialized and it will be displayed as ASS. This function provides the lowest level of support for associating Super Genie variables with physical tags. The higher level functions listed below are simpler to use.

Back in , the Wall Street Journal published what is arguably its single crowning journalistic achievement over the past century—an article about the game of tag. The front-page story spelled out the saga of ten middle-aged men locked in a decades-long game of playground tag, one that started in the early s when the gang was in high school in Washington state and never seemed to end. The rules for the epic game—first spelled out in a "Tag Participation Agreement" drawn up by a lawyer in the group—are basically the same as they were on the schoolyard, with one major exception: The game is only on for a month a year, in February, and the last person tagged by the time March rolls around has to stay "it" for an entire year. The WSJ article is a heartwarming tale of adult companionship, dumb games, and anecdotes like this:. One February day in the mids, Mr.

Most of Ketchup's submissions involve an autistic meme that died out months ago but that he still finds funny for some reason. He also tries to bring back site-specific memes from the dead that are equally as autistic, such as emoji tags , and usually fails spectacularly. Ketchup joined the site in late August of He since has learned how to not be a complete and total dumbass with tagging, although some dumbass tendencies still remain.