I smell assholes

Earlier today we landed a fucking spacecraft on a comet. The internet is freaking out about it, sharing dark, blurry images from outer-space at roughly the speed of light. Using data collected from the Rosetta Orbiter Sensor for Ion and Neutral Analysis ROSINA , a recent University of Bern study showed that comets smell like a combination of rotten eggs hydrogen sulphide , horse stable ammonia , along with alcohol, formaldehyde, almond, and vinegar. It's remarkable, when you think about it, that those disgustingly familiar smells emanate from comets.

What does Liquid Ass smell like? We get that question all the time. Here are some comments directly from customers. Ya know, when it's Sunday and everybody's going home. If every smelly ass on the planet was somehow fermented and left to rot for a decade and crammed into a little spray bottle then it would something like the smell of this.

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Allen Wittman and Andrew Masters are two grown men who make a living selling bathroom humor. Wittman invented the spray in his teenage bedroom when he was in high school and tested it out by pouring four ounces into a heat radiator in a foyer bathroom near the gym, where a basketball game was ongoing in the dead of winter. By halftime, the doors to the school were open in an attempt to rid the room of the smell, despite the snowfall. Decades later, Wittman met Masters in the electrical department in a trucking company based in Illinois. When the company eventually eliminated their positions, the two decided they could probably make a living out of their stinky product.